My entire life’s insomnia has been training me for this exact moment:
the moment where I will get very little sleep for the next three weeks in pursuit of passing my class. I am not striving for an A or even a B, merely a humble C. I know this is my major and I should be expecting more of myself, but I do not want to get my hopes up. I just want to pass the class.
Of course, my body will now pick this time to choose adherence to a regular sleep schedule. Alas dear body I cannot allow it, you must survive on power naps, coffee, and a soda or two.
Okay, study break is over, back to stuDYING for me.